KALAMAZOO, STAND UP!
Do you have a favorite MAC team, gentle readers? If not, why not? They’re immense fun, and having a tertiary weeknight rooting interest makes fantastic Saturday conditioning for one’s liver and spleen.
For the unaffiliated, might we suggest Western Michigan? This offseason alone, they’ve:
• Hired a guy named “P.J. Fleck,” who is approximately 19 years old and has this hair. Think of this as the Kliff Kingsbury hire of the mid-majors.
• Sent Fleck and his wife, a new mother, into a freezing lake in the snow.
• Sent out this press release.
• Hired a DJ for their spring game? Hired a DJ for their spring game!
Also new to the game this year will be a live DJ playing throughout the scrimmage, giving fans a look into what they can expect once the season kicks off in 2013.
Go Broncos, is our point.