All aboard for the Raid-N-Shoot, or something

Prepare ye the way of the Mumme-stangs? (AP)

This is gonna be fun: Hal Mumme has finally been officially announced as a member of June Jones’ staff at SMU, where he’ll serve as the Mustangs’ passing game coordinator. This seems like a thing that Hal Mumme would be good at. Jones spoke with the Dallas Morning News back in February about Mumme’s potential role:

“We’ve been friends for 35 to 40 years,’’ Jones said by phone Saturday. “He believes the same things I do about offense. I tried to hire him three years ago but it didn’t work out.” [...] Jones said he will remain the primary offensive coordinator and will continue to call plays. Jason Phillips, brought in from Houston before last season as co-offensive coordinator and receiving coach, will have more input in alterations to the Run-and-Shoot as Jones seeks to enhance the passing attack.

The Run-and-Shoot with enhanced Air Raid qualities? Internet, it’s Wednesday afternoon in March, and you know your duty — time to name Hal Mumme’s passing attack for the Mustangs:

@Nastinchka Pommel Horse—
BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) March 20, 2013

@Nastinchka P-51 Mustang?—
Tom McGrath (@TCMcG) March 20, 2013

@Nastinchka Throw-me Express—
Shane Boyd Crowder (@shaneboydcrowdr) March 20, 2013

@Nastinchka Remember the 5 verts?—
William D French Jr (@MechE_Hokie) March 20, 2013

@BunkiePerkins @nastinchka Air Horse—
Blake Eddins (@_BlakeEddins) March 20, 2013

@HollyAnderson Air Stang – or does that sound like a bad pharmacy cologne?—
Jon Diggs (@digger3210) March 20, 2013

@HollyAnderson "Mustang Silly"?—
Jim Ludlam (@thebstardsback) March 20, 2013

@HollyAnderson SMU Pegasussies…—
Major Matt Milligan (@HawgustusCaesar) March 20, 2013

WILD VERTS CAN'T BE BROKEN. You're welcome, SMU offense.—
sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) March 20, 2013