Mark Helfrich, spittin’ fire in the general direction of College Station:
Johnny Football is spectacular, but know this: Physically, he’s no Mariota.
“We had Johnny and Marcus both committed,” Helfrich says, “and we ended up with the taller, faster, better-looking guy.”
Careful, coach. Don’t want to throw gasoline on the storied Ducks-Aggies rivalry. (Read the rest of Steve Greenberg’s piece for more from Mariota himself.)