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Quote of the day, Oregon-Texas A&M bulletin board edition
Marcus Mariota may not have a Heisman Trophy just yet, but would you look at those cheekbones?
Mark Helfrich, spittin’ fire in the general direction of College Station:
Johnny Football is spectacular, but know this: Physically, he’s no Mariota.
“We had Johnny and Marcus both committed,” Helfrich says, “and we ended up with the taller, faster, better-looking guy.”
Careful, coach. Don’t want to throw gasoline on the storied Ducks-Aggies rivalry. (Read the rest of Steve Greenberg’s piece for more from Mariota himself.)
Good thing this was in jest - "taller, faster, better-looking guy" - from a coach playing in a very weak (nope too strong) conference, waiting for the NCAA violations that your former coach (who beat feet out of town) left you. Good luck with that and try to beat those powerful WSU Cougs!!!!