Posted February 22, 2013

Cam Newton is … the boxman

Auburn Tigers, Cam Newton, Foodstuffs

Cam Newton probably could’ve bought everybody in his class a donut shop, but he settled for not saddling any of his new schoolmates with the burdens of operating a small business:

It’s just a few baby steps from here to the baby elephant thing, right?

[Via War Eagle Reader.]


If there is a scholarship athlete in that class does a) the bagel rule still apply this year and b) does it cover chocolate on non-bagel bagel shaped foodstuffs?

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