Chip Kelly to Eagles: Bonus midday Laff Riot Twitter wrap

Have you heard?

Whoa. RT @mortreport Chip Kelly is the new coach of Philadelphia Eagles, according to league sources. No announcement yet

— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) January 16, 2013

Is there another Chip Kelly?

— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) January 16, 2013

Welp.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) January 16, 2013

Huh.

— Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) January 16, 2013

[spit take]

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) January 16, 2013

DUCKCON ONE REPEAT WE ARE AT DUCKCON ONE

— edsbs (@edsbs) January 16, 2013

I guess the only person who didn’t fall for those “Chip Kelly returning to Oregon” reports was Chip Kelly.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) January 16, 2013

I TOLD Y’ALL CHIP KELLY COULDN’T RESIST MONTE KIFFIN IN DALLAS

— Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) January 16, 2013

I think you should DUCK because Chip Kelly is Ore-GONE for Philadelphia in a BLUR /lights building on fire

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) January 16, 2013

CHIP KELLY IS WHAT’S WRONG THIS SOCIETY. #column

— Andrew Sharp (@andrewsharp) January 16, 2013

Now it seems noteworthy that Kelly himself NEVER said he was staying. It was all “reports.”

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) January 16, 2013

Let’s not bury the lede that someone is CHOOSING to be affiliated with the Eagles. Crazy.

— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) January 16, 2013

Mack Brown recruited Chip Kelly as a safeties coach though

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) January 16, 2013

What’s a king without a Knight? RT @macmcglasson: #SabanToOregon

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) January 16, 2013

Forgive me, but the timing of this email I just got that begins “ASU FOOTBALL COACH TODD GRAHAM” made me jump for a second.

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) January 16, 2013

#USC OL commit. RT @nicofalah: Chip Kelly left?!?! He was at my house 2 days ago 😥

— Ryan Abraham (@insidetroy) January 16, 2013

Nico Falah is a USC commit and if you’re not laughing at Chip still trying to flip a kid before leaving, you’re doing it wrong.

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) January 16, 2013

I can’t believe Chip Kelly is leaving the Cleveland Browns already.

— Ryan Abraham (@insidetroy) January 16, 2013

Kelly was telling the truth. He just didn’t specify how long he would be remaining at the University of Oregon.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) January 16, 2013

For college football’s sake, and for all who enjoy fun football, I really hope Mark Helfrich is the next Chip Kelly.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) January 16, 2013

Chip Kelly is going to FAIL because he’s a NO CLASS FRAUD with a GIMMICK offense

— Peter (@runthedive) January 16, 2013

What a rollercoaster for Oregon beat writers. Guess that projection of next year’s O-line for Thursday’s paper will have to wait

— Andrew Gribble (@Andrew_Gribble) January 16, 2013

Nice read option play by Chip Kelly. made everyone take the eye off the ball.

— Kent Somers (@kentsomers) January 16, 2013

A little more than five years ago, Chip Kelly was the OC of New Hampshire.

— Dieter Kurtenbach (@dkurtenbach) January 16, 2013

Oregon will pursue Urban Meyer according to a new rumor I’m making up right now.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) January 16, 2013