Twitter roundup: Bowlful Saturday Laff Riot

The story of one day in the college football postseason, as told through social media.

GAAAMMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDAYYYYYYYYYY?

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) December 29, 2012

It’s the last Saturday of the season. Except for next week’s Compass Bowl. So, last Saturday.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 29, 2012

drunj RT @osmattmurschel: Wonder if the @russellathbowl has survived last nights hangover from the game?

— RussellAthleticBowl (@RussellAthBowl) December 29, 2012

Big flakes flying in Yankee Stadium for expected offensive show!! twitter.com/cbfowler/statu…

— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) December 29, 2012

Kind of embarrassed Air Force, supported by my tax dollars, runs the wing t.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) December 29, 2012

SNOW GAME ALERT: It’s snowing in NY and the Pinstripe Bowl kicks off in 3 hrs. We may have a snowy Holgo Skullet on our hands.

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) December 29, 2012

Can Holgo Solo coach on Hoth? RT @movethesticks: I’ve never seen a Bowl Game setting quite like this… twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/…”

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) December 29, 2012

Holgo cuts Mike Francesa open with light saber, stuffs a wounded Geno Smith inside. #hothstripebowl

— edsbs (@edsbs) December 29, 2012

@ralphdrussoap Doesn’t Cuse play in a dome at home?

— Todd Cunningham (@tacunningham1) December 29, 2012

Abt the snowy conditions of the Pinstripe Bowl: probably not the best time to be relying on a back-up center as WVU is.

— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) December 29, 2012

Please refer to Dana Holgorsen’s frozen mullet as an ‘ice luge’

— Bunkie Perkins (@FOTProgram) December 29, 2012

Every kid from Miami dreams of growing up and playing in Yankee Stadium. In a football game. In a blizzard.

— @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival) December 29, 2012

“…and through the changes of life, a frozen miracle of condensation has befallen not just the field, but our hearts.” -Rinaldi, momentarily

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) December 29, 2012

The Pinstripe Bowl is when we all wish we knew how to make baseball puns.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 29, 2012

Nope, readily identifiable. RT @paulmyerberg: Would you be surprised if I told you it’s a Pac-12 officiating crew at the Pinstripe Bowl?

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) December 29, 2012

Tavon Austin has five touches in the game’s first 14 minutes. In this weather, that might already be about 30 too few.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) December 29, 2012

Doug Marrone IS Liam Neeson IN The Grey Part Two WHERE the wolves are WEST VIRGINIA and they are played by YORKSHIRE TERRIERS.

— edsbs (@edsbs) December 29, 2012

Is it an extra penalty in the Pinstripe Bowl to throw one’s baseball cap?

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 29, 2012

No biggie for Holgorsen. He made $10k smuggling tax free cigarettes into the Bronx from an Indian Reservation.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) December 29, 2012

Everyone jumping up and down. At Pinstripe, that could be a TD or just to stay warm.

— Keri Potts (@MsPotts_ESPN) December 29, 2012

YES! Another edition of “Jesse Palmer’s Ladytraps.”

— edsbs (@edsbs) December 29, 2012

It’s going to be the Kraft Fight Boredom Bowl soon if Navy doesn’t figure out how to make a stop on defense.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 29, 2012

Great to see Marion Grice, after what he and his family have been through, scoring a touchdown in the bowl game.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) December 29, 2012

Folks completely ignore the stats.They are completely wrong.Unfortunately the score is right, but nothing else is

— Navy Athletics (@NavyAthletics) December 29, 2012

He’s so good at his job. Welcome back to an elite broadcaster. RT @globesullivan: Great to hear Sean McDonough calling a game

— Pete Thamel(@SIPeteThamel) December 30, 2012

You’re telling me Texas doesn’t have any defensive backs who can fill in at emergency quarterback?

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 29, 2012

Remember in the Battle of the Alamo when Davy Crockett accidentally threw his rifle over the side of the building

— Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) December 30, 2012

Sorry, I should have clarified. Jesse Palmer will need to apologize after the Oregon State player flashed the upside down ‘Hook Em.’

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) December 30, 2012

“We have to protect the bowl experience for the players–especially the part where they interact with large sea mammals.”

— edsbs (@edsbs) December 30, 2012

Are these the two most quarterback rotatey teams in the country? At least the two most quarterback rotatey orange teams.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 30, 2012

Texas averaging less than five feet per play.

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) December 30, 2012

THE BEST IS OUR OFFENSIVE COACHES VISITED TEXAS’ IN THE OFFSEASON. RT @tomahawknation: Texas’ pace makes Virginia Tech look like Oregon.

— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) December 30, 2012

Don’t critique the time management there. Mike Riley always saves one timeout in memory of ODB.

— edsbs (@edsbs) December 30, 2012

“Crap that punter can THROW. I better step it up.” — David Ash’s thought process, probably.

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) December 30, 2012

Alex Okafor will now return to his home planet, Sackulon-9.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 30, 2012

Watching the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl at Buffalo Wild Wings will remind me of watching the Bluebonnet Bowl while wearing a blue bonnet.

— MJD (@themightymjd) December 29, 2012

All the Wild Buffalo O’Restaurant .com commercials in the world can’t produce 14 Michigan State points.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 30, 2012

@thegurglingcod A horned frog once tried to give a winged buffalo a ride across a stream.It ended badly.He hasn’t forgotten.

— Chris Marcil (@ChrisMarcil) December 30, 2012

“I call this guy Andrew Maxwell ‘the Mario 2 whale spout,’ ’cause he makes things just go straight up in the air at regular intervals”

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 30, 2012

Wow, that thing would have been good from like 65+. Oberkrom is Dutch for “Cash Money.”

— David Ubben (@davidubben) December 30, 2012

Well I’ll B-1-G damned.

— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) December 30, 2012

Back-to-back clutch field goals in a bowl game. Remember this day forever.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 30, 2012

“We’re gonna kick a field goal and win by one.” – Mark Dantonio, living his favorite recurring dream.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 30, 2012

/reveals Michigan State’s 2013 offense, which is this one minus Le’Veon Bell’s 2,245,630 carries

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 30, 2012

The Big Ten is 2-0 against the spread. Everything’s coming up Delany: twitter.com/Landgrant33/st…

— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) December 30, 2012

What a disaster of a loss for TCU. Gonna be a sad postgame bath in parmesan garlic for these Frogs. Never should have let it come to that.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) December 30, 2012

The Big Ten has now filled its Vegas quota of expected bowl wins, with 5 bowls to spare.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 30, 2012