Twitter roundup: Military Bowl Laff Riot

The story of one postseason college football contest, as told through social media:

We’re all wondering. twitpic.com/bpy4zf

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 27, 2012

FOR ALL OF THE WAR.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 27, 2012

Should set him and Mortified Punter up for a play date RT @bubbaprog: ANIMATED: San Jose St punter freakout 30fram.es/TDH4Hb

— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) December 27, 2012

@jasonkirksbn notorious fake french pastry the wildcat

— Bill Hanstockings (@sundownmotel) December 27, 2012

OH MAN, THIS MILITARY BOWL IS ON THE CHAIN.

— edsbs (@edsbs) December 27, 2012

I have heartburn. I can’t tell if the Military Bowl is what’s giving it to me.

— Ben Kercheval (@CFTBenKercheval) December 27, 2012

Dave Clawson, there are these things called timeouts. Do you know you have some?

— Matt Zemek (@MattZemek_CFN) December 27, 2012

I was really looking forward to this Military Bowl matchup but then the Military Bowl started.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 27, 2012

I’ve seen San Jose State in person for six quarters. Spartans have allowed six points and 258 yards. Prognosis: They’re above average.

— Patrick Stevens (@D1scourse) December 27, 2012

San Jose St came THATCLOSE to giving Bowling Green the ball. Why do you run THAT play from THAT spot with THAT much time left? #SweetMercy

— Matt Zemek (@MattZemek_CFN) December 27, 2012

This is what it’s come down to with the Military Bowl RT @siholly: FAT GUY NEAR-TOUCHDOWN

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) December 27, 2012

Fat guy running with the ball fat guyrunning with the– awwwwww

— Steven (@akulawolf) December 27, 2012

I hope this is a high-scoring 2nd half if for no other reason than we get more Boo Boo Gates references. #militarybowl

— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) December 27, 2012

“We need to fumble more!” was a horrible halftime adjustment by SJSU.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 27, 2012

Ladies and gentlemen, we may be witnessing the punt-blockingest postseason contest of our time.

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 27, 2012

Just stop punting. Everyone.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) December 27, 2012

MACtion and WACtion are combining forces to make for one funtastic second half.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 27, 2012

schmiedebusch’d it #militarybowl

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) December 27, 2012

Military Bowl getting good. San Jose State blocks a punt out of EZ for a safety. Now 13-12 Bowling Green.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) December 27, 2012

Bowling Green’s punter now has had one attempt blocked, and had two others go 15 and 17 yards.

— Patrick Stevens (@D1scourse) December 27, 2012

“The coach has challenged the ruling of a fumble. What are we looking at here, Bob?” “We’re looking to see if the runner fumbled the ball.”

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) December 27, 2012

Not far from season average RT @siholly: Per broadcast, SJSU currently at -23 yards rushing.

— Brandon (@TeamSpeedKills) December 27, 2012

“No punt in this game is a gimme. It’s an adventure.” We don’t even need to make jokes. Actual Military Bowl quotes are doing our job.

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 27, 2012

“Announced” indeed RT @d1scourse: Announced crowd at the Military Bowl: 17,835

— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) December 27, 2012

On the one hand, I’m sorry I didn’t go to the Military Bowl and boost attendance by 1%. On the other hand it’s cold & I don’t care that much

— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) December 27, 2012

“Can anyone throw out money and call something a bowl game?” — my mom, walking through the den and glimpsing the Military Bowl crowd

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 27, 2012

If David Fales is the last WAC quarterback ever, he has done well to live up to the legacy.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) December 27, 2012

The “David Fales” model is the most successful prototype to date of Stereotypical California Quarterbacks, Inc.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 27, 2012

Oh it’s on at the Military Bowl. Defensive stalemate no more.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 27, 2012

Cashing in all my Christmas gift cards at the Northrop Grumman online store. Such great buys on stealth bombers

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 27, 2012

I think the least we can do for Bowling Green is get them a backdoor cover, considering that fumble call.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) December 27, 2012

Sadly, when the clock runs out on this game, so, too, will WAC football.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 27, 2012