Twitter roundup: Week 14 Laff Riot

The story of Championship Weekend, as told through social media:

WINNER OF THIS GAME SHOULD SPRAY PAINT THEIR NEW CONFERENCE LOGO ON THE BIG EAST TROPHY NWO-STYLE.

— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) November 30, 2012

Teddy Bridgewater is so injured that he’sbasically the guy from Johnny Got His Gun right now. He is 17-21 with two TDs.

— edsbs (@edsbs) November 30, 2012

Rutgers has a bunch of big, tall, fast, and strong receivers who can’t catch

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) November 30, 2012

Rutgers’ offense has to put together a 2-minute drill with the BCS on the line? This is going to be either fantastic or horrifying.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) November 30, 2012

Time for Demographics to step up and make a play for Rutgers

— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) November 30, 2012

MORE LIKE BUTTGERS

— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) November 30, 2012

Admiration for Bridgewater/Louisville.But Rutgers. Ouch. Fumble. Picks. Crucial drops. 11 pt lead blown. Will BCS EVER happen for RU?

— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) November 30, 2012

kant state playing for the mac championship tonight but mac championships are not an idea of reason but of imagination

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) November 30, 2012

I love that #MAC Champ Game is 1 of only 3 conference championships with 2 ranked teams.

— Ivan Maisel (@Ivan_Maisel) December 1, 2012

it’s amazing how visible the brand of mac football has become, purely on the basis of being fun.

— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) December 1, 2012

NIU has outgained #17 Kent State, 426-98. Send Jordan Lynch to NYC for Heisman ceremony.

— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) December 1, 2012

All this MAC love is cool and all, but where you been? This aint new? If YOU are – welcome to the party.

— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) December 1, 2012

The fact that so many people are thinking 44 seconds is too much time on the clock is why #MACtion is great.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) December 1, 2012

Watch out Johnny Football, here comes Jordan Lynch.

— ESPN (@espn) December 1, 2012

No more overhead shots of the Pac-12 title game. Thanks. Sincerely, Larry Scott twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/s…

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) December 1, 2012

Johnathan Franklin takes Pac-12 refs out of the equation by scoring a TD. Veteran move.

— edsbs (@edsbs) December 1, 2012

Stanford offense now goes even heavier. One more first down and they’ll send in the neutron star package.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 1, 2012

What cost UCLA the win? Twitter? USC’s drum major? An alum that has already or will someday coach the team?

— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) December 1, 2012

Crazy that a few months ago the question abt Stanford was Nottingham or Nunes, and here’s Kevin Hogan accepting that trophy

— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) December 1, 2012

Alabama fan passing as I announce myself as media looking for my pass gate. “Media? Can I be your girlfriend?” Well, I never.

— Brian Hamilton (@ChiTribHamilton) December 1, 2012

#Comingtoyourcitaaaaaaay one final time in 2012.

— Dan Weiner (@DanWeiner) December 1, 2012

Spotted eating a carb!!! @davidpollack47 #GameDay twitter.com/MsPotts_ESPN/s…

— Keri Potts (@MsPotts_ESPN) December 1, 2012

Only 10K for a live elephant that could’ve potentially been loosed in Centennial Park? COME ON, YOU SPEND 4 MIL A YEAR ON RICK REILLY.

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) December 1, 2012

Chipper would have been guest picker but he can’t do Gameday from a deer stand

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) December 1, 2012

Wait, why is the girl throwing in the Dr. Pepper 10 can again? That’s not allowed

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) December 1, 2012

“Fairness in the BCS is an occasional accident.” – @cbfowler.Right on.

— Dan Weiner (@DanWeiner) December 1, 2012

WHO IS READY FOR PITT AND USF? There aren’t any other games on today, right?

— Spilly (@IAmSpilly) December 1, 2012

#CUSA championship game headed for OT with a Liberty Bowl bid on the line

— Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) December 1, 2012

UCF has had two PATs and now a field goal in overtime blocked by Tulsa. George O’Leary currently browsing Amazon for a new water board.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 1, 2012

That was incredible. Lache Seastrunk just pulled his hammy and the OSU defense still couldn’t catch him from behind. #wow

— Jordan Esco (@Jordan_Esco) December 1, 2012

CLANGA

— George Tirebiter (@CoastalCowbell1) December 2, 2012

Work in Golden Flake and he’d be assistant commissioner. RT @solidverbal: Thanking God and Dr Pepper in the same sentence is SEC perfect.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 1, 2012

Every single press box TV in Indy is showing the Ohio State basketball game. Jim Delany runs a tight ship.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 1, 2012

Did Richt learn from 2008 game versus Alabama? “Yeah, don’t wear black jerseys. We’re wearing red.”

— Gentry Estes (@GentryEstes247) November 30, 2012

On Sirius Ch. 91, all 3 Daves are calling the SECCG. #WeAreAllTheJPGame

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) December 1, 2012

Now listening to a Golden Flake commercial. #AllOfTheDaves

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) December 1, 2012

But seriously, Georgia is going to win. If Alabama doesn’t.

— Adam (@AP_Bluff) December 1, 2012

If you’re still struggling with Legends & Leaders: Legends is the one that sucks, while Leaders has both of the Indiana teams. Oh my God.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) December 2, 2012

I don’t see any K-State players with helmet stickers, but that’ll change once Bill Snyder figures out how to affix a Werther’s to a helmet.

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) December 2, 2012

O line clinic!! twitter.com/CoachVrabel50/…

— Mike Vrabel (@CoachVrabel50) December 2, 2012

WHOA WHOA WHOA! No Cotton Bowl pullover for Bill Snyder tonight? Everything I’ve ever known is a lie.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) December 2, 2012

Panorama from inside the Georgia Dome for Alabama-Auburn: twitter.com/IzzyGould/stat…

— Izzy Gould (@IzzyGould) December 1, 2012

T-Magic just woke me up from my SECCG hangover. That was so terrible. Wisconsin should go sit in a shame closet.

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) December 2, 2012

ej manuel is a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an average quarterback

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) December 2, 2012

A reporter from Sky Sports in Britain, with a thick British accent, just asked a question at the SEC football championship. Heads lurched.

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) November 30, 2012

Wow. Delay of game kills great fake punt. Saban 10 yards onto the field yelling at his punt unit.

— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) December 1, 2012

Someone on Finebaum will blame this on Auburn being so terrible that they couldn’t keep Bama sharp.

— Voodoo Five (@usfvoodoo5) December 1, 2012

i was going to say i thought it’d be a good time for bama to run a fake. instead, it was a good time to get saban cussin’.

— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) December 1, 2012

/searches ‘Fire Nick Saban’ /purrs

— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) December 1, 2012

Evil Richt is the best Richt RT @runthedive: YOU CAN’T SEE THE GOATEE BUT IT’S VERY MUCH THERE ARP ARP

— Colin Seiler (@colinseiler) December 1, 2012

Nebraska is averaging 9.95 yards per play tonight. It’s losing by 18.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 2, 2012

And we’ve hit the over at the half. #B1G

— Amanda Rykoff (@amandarykoff) December 2, 2012

I’m going to keep my Pitt tweets as vague as possible so everyone thinks I’m cheering for random UGA/Bama plays

— Spilly (@IAmSpilly) December 2, 2012

Well hey there quick-snapping Alabama, I guess that’s what we DO want the game to become.

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) December 1, 2012

Alabama is like the big German guy from Die Hard.Someone call Reginald VelJohnson.

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) December 1, 2012

You ain’t going to arm-tackle Eddie Lacy. I promise

— Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) December 1, 2012

How tough is Eddie Lacy? A guy named Rambo wanted no part of him

— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) December 1, 2012

Lacy definitely drops transmissions in, barehanded in the offseason

— Jorge Sav Wah Fayer (@GeorgeFoster72) December 1, 2012

Running backs are supposed to be out of vogue in modern football. We’re seeing three throwback beasts today.

— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) December 1, 2012

A-PAWWWWL-CALYPSE NOW

— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) December 1, 2012

Hope is a horrible and brutal thing. Never hope.

— Dawgter Feelgood (@DawgterFeelgood) December 2, 2012

Aaron Murray didn’t spike it because #UGA didn’t want #Alabama to have time to change personnel. If it works it’s brilliant, it didn’t so…

— Buck Lanford (@bucklanford) December 2, 2012

Doing what? Taking inches off CJ Mosley’s vertical? RT @jpole1: @smartfootball If you spike you at least get a chance to huddle pre-play

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) December 2, 2012

Great photo of Bill Snyder’s postgame Gatorade bath. The man’s players would take a bullet for him. RT @travisheying twitter.com/travisheying/s…

— David Ubben (@davidubben) December 2, 2012

I didn’t think it was possible to top the ’08 Florida-Bama. Wow. This is so much fun.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 2, 2012

That Nebraska defensive film session should just be the DC smashing the tape in front of the team and move on like it never happen

— Gerald Alexander (@GAlexander21) December 2, 2012

*grabs tape* “This game….. Never happen” *smashes tape w/ hammer* “Move on. We’ll get better.” *Meeting over*

— Gerald Alexander (@GAlexander21) December 2, 2012

Whew. Just sprinted to airport for flight home, savoring 1 of the best CFB battles I’ve witnessed in 25 yrs doing this. I Salute both sides.

— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) December 2, 2012

Can we get a quick Kickstarter together for a Sun Belt title game on Tuesday just for old time’s sake?

— Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) December 1, 2012

Just make the playoff 8 now and skip the middle man. It’s going there anyway and it’s going to be insane.

— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) December 1, 2012