Twitter roundup: Week 12 Laff Riot

The story of a season, as told through social media.

The LYNCH 4 HEISMAN sign’s altitude is our nation’s mood ring

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 15, 2012

“We will review the play again.” #MACtion

— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) November 15, 2012

Talked about this last night, but it could not be more appropriate this season if there are a bunch of MAC teams playing in ACC bowls.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) November 16, 2012

@edsbs I’ve been present for the birth of every living bowl-eligible team in this conference #sparednoexpense

— L. Crumpton (@lukeisamazing) November 17, 2012

In my book, being bugged by injuries all season is WAY better than being repeatedly injured by bugs.

— Adam (@AP_Bluff) November 17, 2012

DAMN YOU, AIRBHG. Watch where you’re aiming that thing.

— Bryan MacKenzie (@Bry_Mac) November 17, 2012

“Greg Davis just trying to get to 3rd and 4.” – Brian Griese, accurately describing Greg Davis.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) November 17, 2012

Yale’s QB just turned around and tried to hand the ball off to someone who was demonstrably, empirically not there. IVY LEAGUE!

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) November 17, 2012

Gracious of them not to screw up Spurrier’s tee time RT @tyhildenbrandt Wofford has thrown the ball one time through three quarters.

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) November 17, 2012

The crap that the SEC is offering today is a damn good argument for a nine-game conference schedule.

— Michael (@BravesAndBirds) November 17, 2012

White House denies rumor that Logan Thomas will be pardoned on day before Thanksgiving.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 17, 2012

Conference USA prediction: winner will be golden. Fun game. Will UCF open a Bortle of whoop-ass here in the end?

— Adam (@AP_Bluff) November 17, 2012

This man covered Tuberville RT @andybittervt: That was quite honestly the fastest three-and-out I’ve ever seen.

— furrer4heisman (@furrer4heisman) November 17, 2012

Hook and SLAM INTO EACH OTHER

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 18, 2012

Lane Kiffin always looks like a kid who wants to quit the golf team.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 17, 2012

lane kiffin only drops banana peels in mario kart

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) November 16, 2012

Matt Millen said, “it’s a beautiful day” early in the broadcast & literally everything he has said since has been false.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) November 17, 2012

If I sacked Matt Barkely I think I’d say, “Tweet about that!” and/or “UPVOTE this!”

— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) November 17, 2012

PJ sneakin’ RT @willbrinson: Not nearly enough discussion today about Paul Johnson wearing camouflage on the sidelines.

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) November 17, 2012

Big day for UCLA. They defeated both USC (38-28) and Tony!Toni!Tone! (It Never Rains In Southern California). Congrats Bonita!

— KanuDawg (@KanuDawg) November 17, 2012

UCLA is proving if you act thin skinned enough about inconsequential traditions, you too will embarrass your rival at home.

— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) November 17, 2012

Mettenberger is losing good ribs by the minute.

— edsbs (@edsbs) November 18, 2012

Oh my god he’s a redcoat. sympathizer. “@gregbeacham: UCLA’s Datone Jones: “We brought the Liberty Bell home.”"

— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) November 18, 2012

To be fair to Kiffin, losing by double-digits to UCLA is a personal emergency.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 18, 2012

Les Miles in complete “Have a nice day” mode tonight. This post game press conference is epic. #Lsuroar

— Jacques Doucet (@JacquesDoucet) November 18, 2012

Georgia fans probably recognize that Stanford play as THE ONE THAT ALWAYS WORKS ON FOURTH AND SHORT. Hogan short-armed it.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) November 18, 2012

Vols don’t have a lot of fight. Guess they aren’t taking advantage of their octagon.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) November 18, 2012

Oregon’s uniforms are stupid tonight. I bet they barely even glow in the dark.

— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) November 18, 2012

Rain resumed in Eugene just before kickoff. It is scheduled to end, though, in late June.

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) November 18, 2012

I like how Baylor played defense for like a quarter and then they were like, this is too hard. i don’t like it

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) November 18, 2012

If Bray’s not concussed or something, this really looks like a panic move. But what do I know?

— govols247.com (@govols247) November 18, 2012

Will Lyles’ fake scouting report was right!!

— Andy Glockner (@AndyGlockner) November 18, 2012

Kansas State’s identity is based on not making silly mistakes. Tonight, Kansas State is making one silly mistake after another.

— Matt Zemek (@MattZemek_CFN) November 18, 2012

After tonight we might be talking about two freshman quarterbacks as Heisman frontrunners. Unreal.

— Mallory Rubin (@MalloryRubin) November 18, 2012

Brent Musburger just referred to an Oregon running back as a rascal. So, there’s that.

— Shutdown Fullback (@ShutdwnFullback) November 18, 2012

Twitter is overruled by the review officials.

— Amanda Rykoff (@amandarykoff) November 18, 2012

Unreal defense tonight by Baylor. Seriously, they are 120th in the country and just picked off the Heisman frontrunner.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) November 18, 2012

missus is out of town so I missed SC game hanging out w/ my daughters. No excuses with Notre Dame which I shall watch from behind the couch

— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) November 18, 2012

More like Oregon LAME Ducks![takes limousine to gala event in honor of this tweet]

— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) November 18, 2012

So, the BCS No. 1 and 2 are losing. … Saturday night!

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) November 18, 2012

in other news, tennessee should try hiring a coach whose daddy we’ve never heard of. the ohter way didn’t work.

— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 18, 2012

Might convert to Baptist if Baylor pulls this out.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) November 18, 2012

Going to comment “roll tide” on every internet article ever this week.

— chrismchaines (@chrismchaines) November 18, 2012

I require more highly ranked college football teams losing. All of them, if possible. My appetite for chaos knows no bounds.

— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) November 18, 2012

Wow.ND perfect because Pitt K couldn’t do in OT what Stanford’s just did.Told you last week the L’s weren’t over.Sports… Always.

— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) November 18, 2012

And Notre Dame will be your new No. 1 for first time since Nov. 16, 1993

— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) November 18, 2012

Last time No. 1 and No. 2 in AP poll lost on same day was Dec. 1 2007. Missouri/West Virginia lost. It was 3rd time that season it happened.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) November 18, 2012

Utah State, Northern Illinois and who else? RT @tyduffy: If Notre Dame loses you might have five teams with legit claim to spot in the game.

— Ray Ratto (@RattoCSN) November 18, 2012

Just think, we get Manziel, Mariota, Hundley and Golson for another 3 years after this.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) November 18, 2012

Still possible: UCLA and Stanford play twice in a row, with the second game in the Rose Bowl for the right to play in the Rose Bowl.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 18, 2012

Fair enough. You beat us, Saturday.

— Shutdown Fullback (@ShutdwnFullback) November 18, 2012

College football, you magnificent bastard.

— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) November 18, 2012

Always the weekends where you don’t expect much isn’t it?

— Will West (@WillWestWNML) November 18, 2012

I’ll put this day up against any Saturday in the history of Saturdays.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 18, 2012

Notre Dame will be No. 1 and #Baylor played defense last night. I’m just happy to be alive this morning.

— Dustin McComas (@DMcComasOB) November 18, 2012

Dear Quetzecoatl, thank you for this bountiful football harvest.

— Tom McGrath (@TCMcG) November 18, 2012

Alabama as BCS champs. Ohio State as AP champs. Texas A&M as the People’s champs. Les Miles for president. Etc. etc.

— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) November 18, 2012