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Twitter roundup: Week 10 Laff Riot
The story of a season, as told through social media:
I watch Miami games simply to watch Al Golden sweat off his protective waxy coating. — edsbs (@edsbs) November 1, 2012
That sequence (Canes jump offsides on 4th, then L. Thomas throws a red zone pick) is EXACTLY what I expected tonight — Chip Patterson (@cnpatterson3) November 1, 2012
A DEFENSE HAS HAPPENED — Janie C. (@itsjaniec) November 1, 2012
are we sure jodie foster didn’t kill bud foster before the season started and is pretending to be him #contact — Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) November 2, 2012
Logan Thomas needs to restart to install updates please restart Logan Thomas. — edsbs (@edsbs) November 2, 2012
Zach Maynard has been as brutalized over the last two years as any QB I’ve ever seen. He is in line for the Rudy Carpenter Prize. — Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 3, 2012
“No. 41 was unnecessarily thrown over a player, taunting him” YEP. HE’S A HOCHULI — Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 3, 2012
“The Bagel I Shared With Nick Saban” — Written and Narrated by Tom Rinaldi. “Choices. Cream Cheese. A lightly toasted bond of friendship.” — SC_DougFarrar (@SC_DougFarrar) November 3, 2012
#LSU band singing “Hey baby, I wanna know if you’ll be my girl!” I shall consider it. #GameDay — Keri Potts (@MsPotts_ESPN) November 3, 2012
#firsthandle #its7amcentral #FIRSThandle RT @valleyshook: @wrightthompson come on by if you want some, we’re still on the first handle. — Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 3, 2012
I wish Miss. St. and Bowling Green would play each other so we could see a punting battle between Baker Swedenburg and Brian Schmiedebusch. — Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) November 3, 2012
But as good as Swedenburg is, MSU’s Rivals site says his backups, Butcher Finlandton and Candlestickmaker Denmarkville, might be even better — Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) November 3, 2012
Is that a fact? #LSU #GameDay #Bama twitter.com/MsPotts_ESPN/s… — Keri Potts (@MsPotts_ESPN) November 3, 2012
I didn’t realize Mississippi was the ‘hail state’ – I would have assumed that was somewhere in the Great Plains. #TAMUvsMSU — Adam (@AP_Bluff) November 3, 2012
I miss Relf-to-Bumphis — Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 3, 2012
In two 3-and-outs against NM St, Auburn has -5 yards of offense. As bad as that sounds, it has actually looked worse. — SEC CRUSH (@SECCRUSH) November 3, 2012
Gene Chizik is why you need to know the difference between mean, median and mode — Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) November 3, 2012
Pretty sure I could just hear a BLOCK THAT KICK chant from the Tulsa fans IN ARKANSAS ON HOMECOMING — Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) November 3, 2012
It’s actually “gid ‘em” RT @jon_bois: “get ‘em aggies” sure isn’t a terribly inventive cheer — Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 3, 2012
sorry, “get them aggies” — Jon Bois (@jon_bois) November 3, 2012
“Gig ‘em dumbass” is a really terrible cheer RT @schooner13: gig ‘em dumbass. — Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 3, 2012
#RedRiverShootout RT @codydolan34: @jon_bois No, it isn’t. Good thing they yell “Gig ‘em.” — Jon Bois (@jon_bois) November 3, 2012
Gangnam, Aggies — Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) November 3, 2012
This A&M offense is simply not going to work in the SEC. — Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) November 3, 2012
Attn Football Players Who Run Up To The Pile After A Fumble And Start Pointing Even Though You Have No Idea Who Has The Ball: I love you. — Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) November 3, 2012
Yes, but WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? RT @year2 I’ve been an Ole Miss fan for two hours now and I already feel the sense of impending doom. #WAOM — Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 3, 2012
I feel like Pitt has a good shot to play football against Notre Dame — Spilly (@IAmSpilly) November 3, 2012
Vols win the toss, defer. Troy will receive the opening kickoff. It’s time for football, or something like it. — govols247.com (@govols247) November 3, 2012
Essentially, Illini’s offense is Nathan Scheelhaase screaming “dude, bail!” in a panic. — Vico (@ourhonordefend) November 3, 2012
The unintentional hook and ladder is clearly the most unstoppable play in football. — John Infante (@John_Infante) November 3, 2012
@nastinchka So, a Georgia fumble lead to an Ole Miss fumble which lead to a Georgia Fumble which lead to an Ole miss Int. #MACtion — Brad Newton (@Radwithab) November 3, 2012
Seriously, if you line up Georgia’s offense against a trash can filled with feral cats, Murray would grow a tail. — Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 3, 2012
Will Muschamp’s postgame press conference is just going to sound like an edited DMX track. #grrr #what #gunshot — sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 3, 2012
“AND YEA, THE SEVENTH SEAL WAS OPENED, AND IT SAID WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN’T DEFEND A 28-YARD QB DRAW” — Holly (@Nastinchka) November 3, 2012
UT fans chanting “defense.” Don’t think they’re trying to be ironic. — Brendan F. Quinn (@BFQuinn) November 3, 2012
when monte kiffin calls plays tonight, i imagine it’s like when my dad, at age 70, tried to switch from pc to mac. — Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) November 4, 2012
Must suck to get blocked by Chance Warmack. Sure it hurts and you get drenched in tummy sweat. — Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) November 4, 2012
FAT GUY SKILL POSITION PLAYER HUGE GAIN — Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) November 4, 2012
You think this is a whole new LSU-Bama game, but right now Keanu Reeves is getting all the hostages off the bus. — sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) November 4, 2012
LSU has a 270 pound fullback with speed. Because of course they do. — vadimivich (@vadimivich) November 4, 2012
Turn of events! — Smart Football (@smartfootball) November 4, 2012
And Bobby Hebert is escorted from the press box by police. Seriously. — Marc Torrence (@marctorrence) November 4, 2012
Bobby Hebert, just go ahead and get arrested. You could get the inside scoop on some great stories in booking tonight. — Karen Howell (@karenehowell) November 4, 2012
no, for real, there are tentacles send help. “@yahooforde: Tiger Stadium is ALIVE going into fourth quarter.” — Holly (@Nastinchka) November 4, 2012
@jon_bois NOTHING LIKE THE THIRD SATURDAY IN OCTOBER, LITTLE BROWN JUG #redrivershootout — Davis (@DMSAU09) November 4, 2012
(checks score) WAIT, WHAT? RT @stefanielaine: HOLY LORD YOU GUYS ARIZONA/UCLA — Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) November 4, 2012
And with this win, UCLA will lead the Pac-12 south. — Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) November 4, 2012
The top three teams in college football are looking like the top three teams in college football, simultaneously. — Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) November 4, 2012
I’m now rooting for an Oregon/ND bowl match up, because the resultant burning might cause another Counter-Reformation. — Tom McGrath (@TCMcG) November 4, 2012
Just go for like top 11 and call it a day RT @andy_staples: I wonder if AP would get mad if I just turned in a top 20 this week — Smart Football (@smartfootball) November 4, 2012
PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWLWLLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PAAAAAWWWLWLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAWAWLWLWLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL — Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) November 4, 2012
If tonight proved anything, it’s that the next few weeks will be fun. Bama isn’t invincible. Neither is Oregon. Game on. — Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) November 4, 2012
Can someone please inform Holly (and SI, apparently) that this is supposed to be an Actual Journalism website. If I want Twitter updates, call me crazy, but I'll go to Twitter. Poor girl, no one has informed her she's not writing for a blog anymore. What an effing disgrace that someone would get paid to do this.
@jstaggs1967 Dude- whatever you do- DON'T go to the extra mustard section.
@jstaggs1967 There hasn't been journalism at SI since Rick Riley left. He was such a paragon of integrity, honesty and thought-provoking opinions. The place hasn't been the same.
@jstaggs1967 roll tide
@jstaggs1967 Loud and clear, you precious, precious angel. This is just a little something we throw up on Sundays for fun, but I am so sorry for your sufferings.
I also regret to inform you that this is a blog. You can tell because it says so on SI's college football front page. But it's going to be OK. You can get through this. I believe in you.
@SIHolly @jstaggs1967 It's amazing how all these people that are forced at gunpoint or read this blog would take the time to comment. Seems after the forced reading, they would not want to be even remotely associated.
@SIHolly @jstaggs1967 +1
@SIHolly @jstaggs1967 This guy's not your boss is he? Cause that would be weird if your boss never talked to you, but just left mean comments on posts to show his displeasure.
@babaoreally @jstaggs1967 My boss can read. Or is at least faking it REALLY well.