Twitter roundup: Week 9 Laff Riot

The story of a season as told through social media.

Munchie Legaux is just a junior, so today it got exponentially more likely that we will get to hear Ian Darke pronounce him name #Darke4CFB

— John Infante (@John_Infante) October 27, 2012

And Teddy Bridgewater could totally be the name of an overrated English midfielder, so he’s ready #Darke4CFB

— John Infante (@John_Infante) October 27, 2012

Louisville should put in Will Stein and cute Cincinnati to death here.

— Peter (@runthedive) October 27, 2012

Teddy Bridgewater is like having a bazooka with only two rounds. You still get to fire a bazooka twice, though.

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 27, 2012

When you ice you make an ice out of you and me

— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) October 27, 2012

That was a classic shrug by Butch Jones. Shrug of the year.

— Pete Thamel(@SIPeteThamel) October 27, 2012

Why are we doing this interview? twitter.com/ShutdwnFullbac…

— Shutdown Fullback (@ShutdwnFullback) October 27, 2012

I also was hitting on a lady with a full acl knee brace with her sundress by yelling “WAY TO PLAY HURT GIRL!!!”

— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) October 27, 2012

Live ammunition and Lee Corso is just a fantastic marriage.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 27, 2012

NBC HAS ON TRIATHALON AND YOU PEOPLE DON’T THINK THEY COULD USE A COLLEGE FOOTBALL PRODUCT?!

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 27, 2012

@celebrityhottub maryland could start a vhs copy of blankman and i would still pick them to beat bc

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 27, 2012

Rutgers stops traffic for 30 minutes so the football team with an 11 police car escort can approach the stadium. They play Kent St today.

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) October 27, 2012

KY football: In Cold Blood RT @kyletucker_cj: Overheard in press box: unnamed KY scribe muttered: “Like covering a bunch of condemned men”

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) October 27, 2012

Somebody should make a ’30 For 30′ on the injury report for TCU-Oklahoma State.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 26, 2012

OMG OMG OMG. I’m like 15 feet from Ron Cherry right now as he makes a review. Like watching Borg in his prime

— Mark Armstrong (@ArmstrongWTVD) October 27, 2012

Here’s a look of both teams on the field showing love to Lattimore #Vols #Gamecocks twitter.com/FallonMSmith/s…

— Fallon Smith WATE 6 (@FallonMSmith) October 27, 2012

Clowney is like the Pennywise kind of Clowney.

— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) October 27, 2012

I am shocked Derek Dooley couldn’t get an orange cane. Step your game up, man.

— Colin Seiler (@colinseiler) October 27, 2012

Watched the Fighting Decided Schematic Advantages turn first-and-goal into 0 points. Hope the KU school paper isn’t too mean to Charlie.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 27, 2012

Credit KU’s offense. It takes a lot to take yourself out of FG range after a 1st-and-goal without any penalties. Jayhawks found a way.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 27, 2012

Vince Young isn’t walking through that door Mack Brown. A pass interference penalty might, but VY isn’t.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) October 27, 2012

A menu of bad things happened to Arkansas on that play. It’s like they ate at Olive Garden.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) October 27, 2012

Texas deserves better than this coaching staff. I’d say a particularly savvy crate of avocados would do the trick.

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) October 27, 2012

Channeling my inner @siholly: “CAN’T LET TEXAS HANG AROUND LIKE THAT, KANSAS!”

— Patrick Southern (@patricksouthern) October 27, 2012

This Texas football season is going to make me a nihilist. #andimoutfortheday

— Wescott Eberts (@SBN_Wescott) October 27, 2012

Texas Tech and Tuberville won’t be happy until they have ruined any chance the Big 12 has of winning a national championship.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) October 27, 2012

Fourth Quarter. Whoever stays the longest gets to keep Heinz Field! twitter.com/IAmSpilly/stat…

— Spilly (@IAmSpilly) October 27, 2012

Hey, I’m mad about that call too, but I’m not about to use one of my three timeouts in a two-minute situation just to yell at the refs

— Mike Prada (@MikePradaSBN) October 27, 2012

And it looks like Case McCoy has saved Texas’ bacon with touchdown drive in closing minute. But the bacon is badly devalued.

— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) October 27, 2012

When asked to comment on the offense’s struggles, Kirk Ferentz got into a helicopter made entirely out of emeralds.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 27, 2012

@inthebleachers just glad they overcame everything the Longhorn Network threw at them

— Harold P (@hwposton) October 27, 2012

It’s not a curse, it’s a defense that gives up 500 yards and 40 points per game.

— Will Shelton (@wshelton2) October 27, 2012

The Florida/Georgia winner takes home the Lil’ Cooler Full O’ Stolen Donor Organs. It is not a trophy.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 27, 2012

College football rules in a nutshell: Muff a punt and pick up roughly 12 yards. But celebrate those 12 yards? THAT’S A PENALTY.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) October 27, 2012

i also love the alternating cheers for offsetting penalties in neutral site games.

— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) October 27, 2012

Four tight ends for Bill O’Brien? We call that a Stanford around these parts.

— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) October 27, 2012

Dooley on if he was surprised SoCar passed so well vs. Vols: “Well, every team that we’ve played has.”

— govols247.com (@govols247) October 27, 2012

@nastinchka Muschamp was too busy thinking about Soy Futures.(He is big in the 4H community, I reckon)

— Jonathon Graas (@JHGraas) October 27, 2012

Florida and Georgia are putting on a first-rate anti-quarterback clinic.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 27, 2012

Has someone coined “derpfensive struggle”? I feel like someone must have.

— Neil C. Thom (@NCThom) October 27, 2012

@ginamizell @glang1can someone tweet a pic of the helmets?I’m in deer camp.#deercampprobs #okstate #gopokes

— Tony Hallum (@osu_shepherd) October 27, 2012

Michigan State, the team that made overtime boring.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) October 27, 2012

It’s settled. No one is going to win the Florida Georgia game.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) October 27, 2012

It’s like an Oprah, with turnovers instead of bees. #twlocp

— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) October 27, 2012

All right, three more Georgia turnovers that result in Florida field goals and the Gators are back in this thing.

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) October 27, 2012

@rofloespn HOV Lane

— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) October 27, 2012

Kind of odd that Marqise Lee’s draft stock could rise and Matt Barkley’s fall on the same day.

— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) October 27, 2012

Just to recap: USC gives up 600 yards and has 12 penalties. But it’s Matt Barkely’s fault for bad clock management? Lets not bury the lede.

— Keith Arnold (@KeithArnoldNBC) October 27, 2012

Ugliest game ever SUBPLOT: Two birds were able to walk around undisturbed on Florida’s 20 for at least 20 real time minutes.

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 27, 2012

Think they tweet? #BIRDJOKES “@ksm: @siholly I am praying you get the special interviews with the birds after the game.”

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) October 27, 2012

The sounds coming from my throat currently: I have a tiny manatee in my esophagus. Maybe. #godawgs

— Sarah Roberts (@sarahchristine) October 27, 2012

ANY LANDING YOU CAN WALK AWAY FROM. GO DAWGS. #GODAWGS #GOOODAWGS

— Caperton Gillett (@capertong) October 27, 2012

Who’s ready to get taken to overtime by Ole Miss next week?!?! WOOOOO DON’T CARE GO DAWGS

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) October 27, 2012

Seems important RT @thepostsports Tettleton said he forgot how much time was on the clock and how many timeouts Ohio had on its final play

— Ben Axelrod (@BenAxelrod) October 27, 2012

Brent Pease, Florida OC, he needs to go sit in a shame closet on an ice block & think about what he did.

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 28, 2012

there is vt branded water man i hope i don’t choke on the first sip thereby ruining the rest of the bottle for me

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 28, 2012

@slmandel when you look good with a Fedora, you usually don’t look good without it #SoMiss

— Bryan Stith (@oldskoolcoach) October 27, 2012

Cloud Atlas is actually the name of Colorado’s fourth-string quarterback

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 28, 2012

You measure your latitude by the number of Ohio State Troy Smith jerseys in a bar on a Saturday night. (Nashville, Tenn: 2)

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 28, 2012

I wonder if the male cheerleader who annoys everyone with the mic came back out for the second half at Auburn. All Out.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 28, 2012

Drunk fan at OU: “YOU’VE GOT NO. 2 IN THE SEAM. HERE HE COMES. HE’S COMING” Good coaching from the seats

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) October 28, 2012

#WeBelieve the highlight of our night will be the hunk of Hunt Brothers pizza on the way home to Starkville.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) October 28, 2012

Please tell me they set off fireworks again for the field goal after they set off fireworks for a TD that was called back. Please.

— Texy (@Texas_Gal) October 28, 2012

As of 7:40 pm ET, tweets featuring “Kent” broke down as 50-45-5 for football-partying-the superman dude #NotScientific

— Sheila Blackman (@This_SIDs_Life) October 27, 2012

My #10 Brady Quinn jersey has been resurrected from a drawer at Mama H’s house. Still disappointed it didn’t come w/ inflatable muscles.

— Ty Hildenbrandt (@tyhildenbrandt) October 27, 2012

I swear Mike Riley carries secret potions around in that backpack

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) October 28, 2012

ND being actually good, not fake good like those Weis years, seems odd and I don’t know if I like it.

— Cherie Lampley (@thesportsdiva) October 28, 2012

As was the case with whales in the 19th century, the 1980s saw the senseless slaughter of Musburgers for their potent muskburgris.

— Mobutu Sese Seko (@Mobute) October 28, 2012

I am prepared for Notre Dame to win the BCS and Indiana to win March Madness. #RANCHPOCALYPSE

— purwho (@purwho) October 28, 2012

Police really should thank 247Sports, Rivals, Scout, etc. Our message boards keep dangerous people inside and off the streets after losses

— Keith Niebuhr (@Niebuhr247) October 28, 2012