Twitter roundup: Week 6 Laff Riot

Tracking the Week 6 zeitgeist through the magic of social media.

I feel like there’s a certain level of spectacle that should overrule a penalty, and Utah achieved it on that long (non-)touchdown.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 5, 2012

Oh, dear lord. Utah’s backup QB is 6-7? Please tell me Riley Cooper isn’t his roommate.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 5, 2012

Go home ESPN you’re drunkRT @espncfb: No need for ReecesPieces, MarqiseLee just phoned home. The Extra-Terrestrial WR goes 83yds for TD.

— LandThieves (@LandThieves) October 5, 2012

Spurrier mixing it up, jabbing Pac-12 on radio: “That other USC is not ranked as high as this USC.Maybe they need to change their logo.”

— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) October 4, 2012

@celebrityhottub I’m glad I’m not the only one who is infuriated by that. GO TO THE BIG PART YOU LOONS.

— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) October 6, 2012

How come nobody has to play Guam in college football? Why can’t I watch Texas Tech vs. Guam?

— Mobutu Sese Seko (@Mobute) October 6, 2012

Just once I want them to hoist up a scary, knife-wielding clown in the background of College Gameday instead of a cheerleader.

— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) October 6, 2012

We ready! @collegegameday #CGDSigns twitter.com/jsappenfield/s…

— Jimmy Sappenfield (@jsappenfield) October 5, 2012

I was told earlier that if Corso picked Georgia, he would have to hold Ryan Seacrest

— Sir Big Spur (@Sir_Big_Spur) October 6, 2012

Air Force’s uniforms look like the world’s dopest Trapper Keeper

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 6, 2012

I wonder how many times the Air Force coach had to say “Look, guys, you can’t ALL be ‘F-22 Raptor’” before this game.

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) October 6, 2012

Ex-Notre Dame RB Darius Walker now working as a sideline guy for F/X. Unlike Tim Brewster, however, he will not accept payment in raw grain.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 6, 2012

Boise State treating Southern Miss like WELL LIKE A COW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

— SBN College Football (@SBNationCFB) October 6, 2012

This whole running thing isn’t exactly “for” Brynn Renner.

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 6, 2012

After the extra point, an Auburn fan threw the football out of Jordan-Hare Stadium. Loud cheers from the home fans.

— Izzy Gould (@IzzyGould) October 6, 2012

@siholly “We left after the first quarter. From what we saw, it was an enjoyable, competitive sporting event.”

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) October 6, 2012

Coach Mullen to @capuanoespn walking off the field: “I even dropped a ‘brain fart’ in that interview for you.” Then high fives her.

— Joe Galbraith (@joestate) October 6, 2012

Auburn has now played almost three full SEC games. Doesn’t have an offensive play longer than 26 yards. #FlightAware

— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) October 6, 2012

@edsbs a billion dollars to Tyler Bray if he does it just to mess with the other team.

— Kaitlin (@kaitlinwithani) October 6, 2012

LSU’s offense is like Treme. It’s slow, plodding and I’m not sure how anyone not from Louisiana can watch it and not be bored silly.

— Brett (@thecajunboy) October 6, 2012

Leach is an innovator RT @brianmfloyd: Hey, WSU just found a new way to fumble. Hit the fly sweep man with a snap.

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) October 6, 2012

should call him brent veneers RT @nastinchka: Prove Brent Venables wasn’t hired for his immaculate teeth. PROVE IT.

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 6, 2012

This game might kill me, but the antidote is WVU/Texas and it goes straight in the jugular without hesitation.

— edsbs (@edsbs) October 6, 2012

lotta berks fixin to be stressed RT @blairkerkhoff: Gary Pinkel said QB James Franklin is out for Alabama next week, at least”

— Holly (@Nastinchka) October 7, 2012

It’s Year 6 or so of the Lou Holtz Mark May Notre Dame running feud. It never gets new.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) October 6, 2012

When will American Girl come out with a second outfit for Al Golden?!?

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 6, 2012

And we’re tied in Austin, where the next event is the 110-meter hurdles.

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) October 6, 2012

I HATE SPORTS

— CAPS LOCKA FLAME (@matt_T) October 6, 2012

Assuming nobody checked Tavon Austin’s restrictor plates before this one? (I think that’s a NASCAR joke. Help, @espnmcgee)

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 6, 2012

Hee ees Geno. You are like ze buzzing of flies to heem.

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) October 7, 2012

Memphis starts its drive at the Rice 27. It ends in a punt.

— John Martin (@JohnMartinCA) October 7, 2012

I like the part of Sumlin’s offense where 5 wideouts run intricate deep routes and then Manziel’s all like SIKE, PLAYGROUND STYLE BITCHES

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 7, 2012

Georgia doesn’t rebuild soft underachieving teams. It just reloads.

— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 7, 2012

The record 101,851 people here at DKR aren’t gonna hear jack about not being loud at this game. My kid is wearing gun headphones.

— Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) October 7, 2012

If you think Bo Pelini’s too intense maybe YOU should try coaching with a chip in your head that plays the Mortal Kombat song 23 hours a day

— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) October 7, 2012

I BET DANA BIBLE WEARS A SHIRT INTO THE POOL.

— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) October 7, 2012

This is up there on my list of “Sad pieces of square pizza.”

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) October 7, 2012

Ohio State has scored 63 points tonight and Jim Tressel is DISGUSTED.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) October 7, 2012

@38godfrey IMHO, most undergrad college fb fans are Laodiceans disguised as Pentacostals.

— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) October 7, 2012

Dana Holgorsen said team didn’t commit any turnovers, “No, wait… lots of stuff goes throughmy head.”

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) October 7, 2012

Geno Smith on Texas fans’ “Geno Sucks!” chant: “I mean, where does that come from? Obviously, I don’t suck.”

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 7, 2012

Gonna be sprinkles with that vanilla ice cream in the O’Brien house tonight, y’all.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) October 7, 2012

The best play call sign would have four different photos of the player about to be targeted

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) October 7, 2012

That’s odd, I saw a helmet to helmet hit and so did the pac12 official

— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) October 7, 2012

Zach Maynard is 22/27 tonight and throwing beautifully and Jim Mora will stab a reporter for writing any of this.

— edsbs (@edsbs) October 7, 2012

I hope some good Samaritan is smuggling the SIDs out of Brentwood tonight.

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 7, 2012

I’d like one of Oregon or WVU to play Alabama for the NC, then have them play each other in an exhibition game one week later.

— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 7, 2012

12 And Saban drove out the spread coaches, saying, 13 “MY STADIUM SHALL BE CALLED A HOUSE OF FOOTBALL; but thou hast made it a ROBBERS’ DEN”

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) October 5, 2012

Nick Saban is worried about the issue ofDOOOOONNNNN’TTTTT CAAAARRRRE.

— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) October 7, 2012

His eyes full of rage, Nick Saban knocked all the microwave popcorn off the shelf. “THAT’S DISHONEST. THAT’S NOT WHAT SNACKS SHOULD BE.”

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) October 5, 2012

Chip Kelly was asked after the game what Mariota and the island guys bring to the team. “A lot,” he said. “First thing, macadamia nuts.”

— Rob Moseley (@DuckFootball) October 7, 2012

Words can’t explain Morgantown last night. I witnessed a man in a Spider Man costume ask a police officer what he could do to help.

— Nick Arthur (@NarthurD) October 7, 2012