Twitter Roundup: West Virginia-Baylor SPECIAL EDITION Laff Riot





A bewildered nation tries to make sense of seeing 133 points scored in a single noon game, with varying degrees of success:
It is a gorgeous fall day in Morgantown, but not gonna lie: If I don’t see at least 100 points scored today I will consider this trip wasted
— Holly (@Nastinchka) September 29, 2012
Interception, followed by a missed FG? Knock it off, Baylor-WVU. #PointsShortage
— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) September 29, 2012
…and that was the last time Dana Holgorsen called for the kicker.
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 29, 2012
which animal do you think is dana holgorsen’s spirit animal probably a tallboy of keystone
— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) September 29, 2012
Geno Smith has discovered Baylor’s secondary is a series of convincing holograms
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 29, 2012
No, the screen passes to the flanker ARE the ball control offense. #WVU
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) September 29, 2012
Baylor’s foolproof strategy of leaving Stedman Bailey uncovered in the back of the end zone backfires, and we’re tied at 28.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) September 29, 2012
Baylor and West Virginia are trading jump shots, basically.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 29, 2012
I might need more gun powder for this game
— Jon Kimble, Mtnr (@WVUMascot) September 29, 2012
24 seconds remaining on the clock. Hope the Mountaineers didn’t score too quickly there.
— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 29, 2012
RT @longhorndigest: Ewoks more assignment-sound. RT @siholly Band playing Star Wars theme. Defenders on both sides pitching in by tackli …
— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 29, 2012
I stand corrected: West Virginia and Baylor are trading lay-ups.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 29, 2012
Somebody do the math and figure out whether pass interference on every down would work better than actually attempting defense.
— Holly (@Nastinchka) September 29, 2012
@siholly Holgo mistakenly thinks he’s driving standard but when he tries to shift down he just hits the accelerator.
— Mark F. (@Calispiral) September 29, 2012
The WVU radio network has taken to referring to any possession not ending in a TD as a “break point.” #tennis
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) September 29, 2012
After Geno Smith throws his 8th TD pass, setting a WVU record, NY Post writer Lenn Robbins huffs, “Big East must be pretty good.”
— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) September 29, 2012
Briles and Holgo are in that dicey, F it portion of a whiskey drinkin’ contest where someone is going to get badly, badly injured.
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) September 29, 2012
Wish I had a Jon Gruden Orange Bowl soundboard right now. “If I’m West Virginia, I start tryin’ to kill this clock right here”
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 29, 2012
Baylor did a great job promoting RG3′s Heisman campaign last year and an even better job promoting Geno Smith’s campaign today.
— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) September 29, 2012
“Let’s fake kneel and go, like Marino!” “Dana that was a spike” RT @realgaryparks: hurt Holgerson to take a knee, totally against philosophy
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 29, 2012
Offense goes bad if you don’t use it right away. “@siholly: WVU takes a knee with a minute left. QUITTERS.”
— fourthandblog (@fourthandblog) September 29, 2012
Kansas plays both of these teams on the road ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahah (breath) ahahahahahahahahaahaha
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 29, 2012
West Virginia and Oregon should form their own conference and play each other twice a week in primetime.
— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) September 29, 2012
Geno Smith vs Texas in a week. Geno Smith vs Texas in a week. Geno Smith vs Texas in a week.
— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) September 29, 2012
Hide ya couches, hide ya loveseats, Morgantown. They burnin’ errbody out there.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) September 29, 2012
@nastinchka what’s up with Geno Smith throwing 43 non-touchdown passes?
— Alex Nobert (@alexnobert) September 29, 2012
Totally rattled RT @sprowespn: Going to need to break down Geno Smith’s 6 incompletions, see where things got off track. A shame.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 29, 2012
It’s like I’ve always said: Nobody beats West Virginia when they put up 70 at home.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) September 29, 2012





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