Twitter roundup: Week 3 Laff Riot





Tracking the zeitgeist of college football’s third weekend through social media:
Will the Cougs be Leaching Las Vegas w/ a win?
— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) September 15, 2012
Terrible kill by Marquess Wilson. #Pac12Volleyball
— edsbs (@edsbs) September 15, 2012
Very appropriate ending to the football equivalent of raccoons rummaging through garbage cans. Sure it’s fun to watch, but what a mess.
— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) September 15, 2012
@edsbs Too bad Carter had to give up the magician gig due to ESPN’s ‘no Christian magicians’ policy. Same thing happened to Olbermann.
— Flubber McGee (@FlubberMcGee) September 15, 2012
Deon Bucannon’s four-way head turn there was magnificent toddler-opera: 1. “DAWG!” 2 wait 3. Naw I was– 4. DANG [flag]
— edsbs (@edsbs) September 15, 2012
Blogging games from home in Dallas today, but @collegegameday has already injected a healthy amount of zing in my zang zang. #ComeAlong
— David Ubben (@davidubben) September 15, 2012
‘one time i went to louisiana and i ate a turkey sandwich and because of that i’m picking vt over pitt’ –kenny chesney
— Martin Rickman (@MartinRickman) September 15, 2012
On some lake, Bill Dance is tending the trolling motor completely unconcerned that @collegegameday absolutely blew the guest picker choice.
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 15, 2012
Desmond’s pick for ND-Mich State: rain of fire and locusts.
— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) September 15, 2012
What is the decision matrix that results in wearing a dress with a train to a football game?
— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) September 15, 2012
how long do you think jim grobe and frank beamer could stare at each other with their arms crossed w/out moving
— Martin Rickman (@MartinRickman) September 15, 2012
I get the sentiment behind this Urban Meyer family contract, but who’s to say he won’t just take a year off sick and then find a new family?
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 15, 2012
Casey Pachall: “Watch me make this pass.” Pachall’s brain: “Um, you sure?” Pachall: “SHUT UP, BRAIN.” Touchdown.
— Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) September 15, 2012
Dayne Crist must have the worst “Desire to Run/Ability to Run” ratio in the nation.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 15, 2012
Wake Forest’s punt team declines to sully itself with the proletarian ritual of “tackling.” 14-0 FSU.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 15, 2012
Starting to think ULM has a real shot at making it to Atlanta.
— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) September 15, 2012
Well, no longer in OT. UL-Monroe loses its footing in the SEC West championship race, will probably have to settle for the Outback Bowl now.
— Vico (@ourhonordefend) September 15, 2012
Edsall: “I have emotions. I don’t think you’d be human if you didn’t have emotions.” His voice cracked a bit while talking about UConn.
— Patrick Stevens (@D1scourse) September 15, 2012
Coaching? @sethemerson Still breaking down what went wrong at end of Maryland -UConn game.
— Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) September 15, 2012
However, Larry Fedora is right, if you go to the bathroom you will miss a touchdown. He didn’t specify that it would be the other team’s.
— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) September 15, 2012
“If Arkansas still had a grouchy and untrustworthy head coach, Bama would only be leading by 35.” <– one theory, apparently
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 15, 2012
Alabama looks like it’s running offense against air.
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 15, 2012
Another Jim Bob Cooter fan! Nice to meet you! RT @matthew_mirro: Did anyone else notice a certain player from the SEC who also wore #15?!?!?
— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 15, 2012
Chizik: “You can view it any way you want to view it. I view it as a great win.” Oh, boy.
— Aaron Brenner (@wareagleextra) September 15, 2012
Louisville’s keys to the second half: darken the skies above, make the clouds rain blood and spiders, run the clock
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) September 15, 2012
That’s right, say it with pride… RT @cuse SU forces SB to punt and takes over at the SB 45 with 1:36 left in the half.
— Mallory Rubin (@MalloryRubin) September 15, 2012
Can we all agree that Arkansas shouldn’t be as bad as this? I mean, they are, but shouldn’t be.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 15, 2012
Holy moly, SMU has an O lineman named McJunkin. Marriage potential.
— Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) September 15, 2012
I’M IN ATLANTIC CITY AND PUNCHING ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE AL GROH
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) September 15, 2012
College football coaches should start riding horses on the sidelines like Civil War generals.
— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) September 15, 2012
i think that any team with a four-touchdown deficit at the half should have to play the second in upside-down sleeping bags
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) September 15, 2012
Will Muschamp just never looks comfortable in chinos. That’s a huge handicap for a college coach.
— SC_DougFarrar (@SC_DougFarrar) September 15, 2012
“I said a SIX-INCH, MEATBALL sub, not a GOT-DANG FOOT-LONG CHICKEN PARMESAN” — Will Muschamp just now
— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) September 15, 2012
LeVeon Bell probably headed for another 40-plus carry game. He’s on pace to leave Michigan State with a degree in sociology and no ligaments
— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) September 16, 2012
Florida pulled the biggest trick they had out to try and beat Tennessee: a passing game.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) September 16, 2012
Pretty chill of Marshall to use the “NO FEAR” font in their typography guidelines for “THE HERD”.
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 16, 2012
/starts fire in den
— George Tirebiter (@CoastalCowbell1) September 16, 2012
Mizzou has an official bratwurst. So proud of my alma mater.
— Maggie Hendricks (@maggiehendricks) September 16, 2012
No, USC is gonna be able to handle this Utah front just fine. We’re talking about weather patterns, right?
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 16, 2012
Bret Bielema feels the need to ice Utah State’s kicker. #strangetruesentences
— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 16, 2012
— SB Nation (@sbnation) September 16, 2012
…And Wisconsin is a competent kicker away from 1-2.
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) September 16, 2012
Sorry, Matt Barkley. That was more Windows Phone 7 than iPhone 5
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— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 16, 2012
@nastinchka evidently Stanford consulted the classics department about who to fear more
— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) September 16, 2012
QUICK! Someone ask Kiffin about injuries. GO
— SB Nation (@sbnation) September 16, 2012
TROLLGAZE EVENT HORIZON “@peteryoonespn: Could USC fall below UCLA in the rankings this week?”
— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 16, 2012
BYU benefits from the rarely used “just because it’s stupid doesn’t make it a fumble” rule.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 16, 2012
Considering I gave out Utah + 3 1/2 & was staring at a potential all time OT bad beat, thumbs down on the rogue swarm of rapscallion Utes
— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) September 16, 2012
EVERYBODY IN THAT STADIUM: GO TO YOUR ROOMS
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 16, 2012




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@SIHolly Was watching the World Team Tennis finals and thought of how you'd make fun of the multi-colored court. Very abstract art.
Question (And I know I'm guilty of this too) How long will we have to endure "ULM's practically in the SEC-WEST", yuk, yuk jokes?
I'd say until Auburn wins at least 2 conference games. So like 2014...