Twitter roundup: Week 2 laff riot

Tracking the zeitgeist of college football’s second weekend through social media:

MAMA! COME ON INSIDE! ONE OF THESE UTAH TEAMS BOUT TO PUNT! CAN’T MISS THAT!

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 8, 2012

ACC MISSED THE BOAT ON UTAH.

— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) September 8, 2012

Special Teams Coach Beehive was a sentimental hire from the start for Utah. Won’t save his job after this game. (Plus: is beehive.)

— edsbs (@edsbs) September 8, 2012

@andy_staples @ben_jones88 We’re still getting our shirts and ties pressed at 9 am.We’re not Juggalos.

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) September 8, 2012

“How I ran out of stuff to put on my bagel this morning” — Written and Narrated by Tom Rinaldi.

— SC_DougFarrar (@SC_DougFarrar) September 8, 2012

Missing Gameday due to work obligations. What did Desmond & Kirk say about ACC teams who are FORCED to schedule Maryland?

— Ty Hildenbrandt (@tyhildenbrandt) September 8, 2012

You know it’s college football season when u glance over and see a guy in olive green blazer w a Tax Slayer patch.

— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) September 8, 2012

i see penn st went cheap on the names on the jerseys. i mean, there IS a fine to pay.

— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) September 8, 2012

“It’s hard to get the Cam Newton level kind of talent every year.” Because, you know, inflation.

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 8, 2012

george o’leary looks like a ghost from scooby doo

— Johnny (@Johnny11W) September 8, 2012

“The penitent man…huh?” *THWOCK* [Tyler Russell is beheaded, still throws TD into Holy Grail]

— edsbs (@edsbs) September 8, 2012

Good ol’ 3rd and Roof! #WaHooWa

— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) September 8, 2012

Well, it’s pretty obvious Al Golden isn’t cheating.

— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) September 8, 2012

Bill Snyder is a football warlock. He was begotten of Winston Churchhill and Michael Landon.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) September 8, 2012

Just going to start smearing myself in cookie dough every game day, save some steps

— Janie C. (@itsjaniec) September 8, 2012

Steve Spurrier: “We had 50 plays at halftime. That Clemson coach would be proud of us, wouldn’t he?”

— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) September 8, 2012

Manziel/Sumlin-run offense really fun to watch so far. Only Tannenhill missed right now is Mrs.

— Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) September 8, 2012

Wasn’t defense the thing Florida was supposed to be able to do?

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 8, 2012

Sorry to be stereotypically SC, but I’m glad we got tickets for the club level. They need to boost the a/c [waves to the proles]

— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) September 8, 2012

You’re just a hater, aren’t you? RT @kbohls: Crowd of 87,114 only the ninth largest crowd ever at Kyle Field. #aggies

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) September 8, 2012

“Horse collar” is an awfully nice name for a tackle that involves choking someone with their own shirt and trying to blow out their knees.

— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) September 8, 2012

Michigan men do poorly against Air Force because they believe wars should only be fought on land and sea.

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) September 8, 2012

Clemson kicked a 61-yard field goal up 42-10 with 8 seconds left in the half. This is what we in the business call a “Reverse Tommy Bowden.”

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 8, 2012

Kirk Ferentz will turn this devastating loss to an in-state rival into a rumored NFL contact

— Colin Seiler (@colinseiler) September 8, 2012

Just goes to show what claiming a few national/conference titles that you didn’t earn will do for a team.

— Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) September 8, 2012

I’m in the Wisconsin-Oregon State box score and I am going to need a long shower before I’m able to sleep.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 9, 2012

You think Bret Bielema cares?yfrog.com/oelgerej

— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) September 8, 2012

Pepsi?! RT @tylerdawgden: No no sweet tea and mostly Pepsi products here in Missouri. #notsecready

— Neil C. Thom (@NCThom) September 8, 2012

So who all is going to use the design on Mizzou’s helmets as a pumpkin stencil?

— Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) September 9, 2012

My elementary school had a better song than the one in that Missouri commercial. Reisterstown, Reisterstown, we love our school Reisterstown

— Mallory Rubin (@MalloryRubin) September 9, 2012

Our FSU blog: Solving problems RT @tomahawknation: RUN THE DAMN CLOCK DURING THE DELAY

— SB Nation (@sbnation) September 9, 2012

Yes, Missouri that was a ‘jumbo’ turnover

— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) September 9, 2012

You can just tell Mark Richt wants to leave this life and open his Christian laser tag arena, “This Little Light Of Mine.”

— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 9, 2012

“If you’re a real guy, now is the time that you be it.” — Matt Millen, in what I’m betting was a botched Dr Pepper Ten sponsor mention

— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 9, 2012

And of course the Georgia fans are chanting “Old Man Football.”

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) September 9, 2012

Marlon Brown on why the passing game got going tonight: “Probably because coach Bobo started calling passing plays for us.”

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) September 9, 2012

Watched too much football today. Got up and went to kitchen and saw a computer-generated yellow first-down line in front of the fridge.

— JayChristensen (@JayChristensen) September 9, 2012

RichRod is really lifting Arizona up

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 9, 2012

#GYPHAWKS

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 9, 2012

What’s amazing about this whole thing is that Rich Rodriguez isn’t even an Arizona Man yet it’s still working.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 9, 2012