Twitter roundup: Week 2 laff riot





Tracking the zeitgeist of college football’s second weekend through social media:
MAMA! COME ON INSIDE! ONE OF THESE UTAH TEAMS BOUT TO PUNT! CAN’T MISS THAT!
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 8, 2012
ACC MISSED THE BOAT ON UTAH.
— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) September 8, 2012
Special Teams Coach Beehive was a sentimental hire from the start for Utah. Won’t save his job after this game. (Plus: is beehive.)
— edsbs (@edsbs) September 8, 2012
@andy_staples @ben_jones88 We’re still getting our shirts and ties pressed at 9 am.We’re not Juggalos.
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) September 8, 2012
“How I ran out of stuff to put on my bagel this morning” — Written and Narrated by Tom Rinaldi.
— SC_DougFarrar (@SC_DougFarrar) September 8, 2012
Missing Gameday due to work obligations. What did Desmond & Kirk say about ACC teams who are FORCED to schedule Maryland?
— Ty Hildenbrandt (@tyhildenbrandt) September 8, 2012
You know it’s college football season when u glance over and see a guy in olive green blazer w a Tax Slayer patch.
— Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) September 8, 2012
i see penn st went cheap on the names on the jerseys. i mean, there IS a fine to pay.
— Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) September 8, 2012
“It’s hard to get the Cam Newton level kind of talent every year.” Because, you know, inflation.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 8, 2012
george o’leary looks like a ghost from scooby doo
— Johnny (@Johnny11W) September 8, 2012
“The penitent man…huh?” *THWOCK* [Tyler Russell is beheaded, still throws TD into Holy Grail]
— edsbs (@edsbs) September 8, 2012
Good ol’ 3rd and Roof! #WaHooWa
— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) September 8, 2012
Well, it’s pretty obvious Al Golden isn’t cheating.
— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) September 8, 2012
Bill Snyder is a football warlock. He was begotten of Winston Churchhill and Michael Landon.
— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) September 8, 2012
Just going to start smearing myself in cookie dough every game day, save some steps
— Janie C. (@itsjaniec) September 8, 2012
Steve Spurrier: “We had 50 plays at halftime. That Clemson coach would be proud of us, wouldn’t he?”
— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) September 8, 2012
Manziel/Sumlin-run offense really fun to watch so far. Only Tannenhill missed right now is Mrs.
— Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) September 8, 2012
Wasn’t defense the thing Florida was supposed to be able to do?
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 8, 2012
Sorry to be stereotypically SC, but I’m glad we got tickets for the club level. They need to boost the a/c [waves to the proles]
— DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) September 8, 2012
You’re just a hater, aren’t you? RT @kbohls: Crowd of 87,114 only the ninth largest crowd ever at Kyle Field. #aggies
— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) September 8, 2012
“Horse collar” is an awfully nice name for a tackle that involves choking someone with their own shirt and trying to blow out their knees.
— Danger Guerrero (@DangerGuerrero) September 8, 2012
Michigan men do poorly against Air Force because they believe wars should only be fought on land and sea.
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) September 8, 2012
Clemson kicked a 61-yard field goal up 42-10 with 8 seconds left in the half. This is what we in the business call a “Reverse Tommy Bowden.”
— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 8, 2012
Kirk Ferentz will turn this devastating loss to an in-state rival into a rumored NFL contact
— Colin Seiler (@colinseiler) September 8, 2012
Just goes to show what claiming a few national/conference titles that you didn’t earn will do for a team.
— Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) September 8, 2012
I’m in the Wisconsin-Oregon State box score and I am going to need a long shower before I’m able to sleep.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 9, 2012
You think Bret Bielema cares?yfrog.com/oelgerej
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) September 8, 2012
Pepsi?! RT @tylerdawgden: No no sweet tea and mostly Pepsi products here in Missouri. #notsecready
— Neil C. Thom (@NCThom) September 8, 2012
So who all is going to use the design on Mizzou’s helmets as a pumpkin stencil?
— Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) September 9, 2012
My elementary school had a better song than the one in that Missouri commercial. Reisterstown, Reisterstown, we love our school Reisterstown
— Mallory Rubin (@MalloryRubin) September 9, 2012
Our FSU blog: Solving problems RT @tomahawknation: RUN THE DAMN CLOCK DURING THE DELAY
— SB Nation (@sbnation) September 9, 2012
Yes, Missouri that was a ‘jumbo’ turnover
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) September 9, 2012
You can just tell Mark Richt wants to leave this life and open his Christian laser tag arena, “This Little Light Of Mine.”
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) September 9, 2012
“If you’re a real guy, now is the time that you be it.” — Matt Millen, in what I’m betting was a botched Dr Pepper Ten sponsor mention
— Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) September 9, 2012
And of course the Georgia fans are chanting “Old Man Football.”
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) September 9, 2012
Marlon Brown on why the passing game got going tonight: “Probably because coach Bobo started calling passing plays for us.”
— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) September 9, 2012
Watched too much football today. Got up and went to kitchen and saw a computer-generated yellow first-down line in front of the fridge.
— JayChristensen (@JayChristensen) September 9, 2012
RichRod is really lifting Arizona up
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 9, 2012
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 9, 2012
What’s amazing about this whole thing is that Rich Rodriguez isn’t even an Arizona Man yet it’s still working.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 9, 2012



