Needs more menacing okra costumes

Since the early months of this blog’s inception, we have been dedicated to the art of enshrining the best, worst and still-worse-than-that of amateur college football music videos. Two offerings grace our small stage this week. First up, from the topically named FSU partisan Bane:

Favorite lyric: “Now they’re calling me the Florida State Rapper./Yeah, that’s accurate.”

Next, from Tennessee: The band is called “Elevated” and the song is apparently about beating Alabama, even though it looks to be set in the here and now and not the late 1990s.

We say “apparently” because we passed out around the 13-second mark. What happened?