A little retro coach-mocking

This video from !!THEOPENING!! (did we punctuate that right?) of elite prospects imitating coaches is worth your time, because it’s always diverting to watch mere mortals attempt to match the keg-jawed snarls of The Orgeron. But for our purposes, the gold standard of coach impressions is still Alabama’s Rob Ezell, who was certainly not shipped to Siberia in a spiky crate after this video surfaced:

And we can never talk about coach impressions without bringing up this CBS compilation from ye olde 2006:

Houston Nutt! Chuck Amato! Wesley Woodyard cussing in character as Rich Brooks! Whatever you do, stick around until about 1:25, when a Clemson-garbed Tommy Bowden looks solemnly into the camera, and says, regarding Bobby, “I don’t think he can name his grandchildren.”