#Yodawg, I heard you like Mayan apocalypses
Georgia has given Sanders Commings so much community service, he’ll now be ticketing teammates for parking violations. sbn.to/GIbUnL
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) March 21, 2012
We took this very seriously for a brief moment before clicking through to read the legal fate of the Bulldogs defensive back, and a paralyzing thought occurred: If a Georgia player in service to the University gave a ticket to a fellow Georgia player for a scooter-related violation, would that not create a college football misdemeanor singularity that would rip the fabric of space and time? Let’s never find out. Athens might be adversely affected, and we do so enjoy its bars.